Must-Flee TV ‘Survivor’ is 60 minutes of idiots whittling a stick: Not a cultural nadir, just bad television. ‘The show is a rediculous bore … You could have a better adventure walking your dog.’ (Wash. Post)

Reeg-ection! CBS pulls in 15.5 million viewers, wins the 18- to 34-year-old crop for the first time since the Crusades. ‘Survivor’ made ‘Millionaire’ ’look weak for the first time in its remarkable run.’ (Inside.com)

See Ya, Sonja Hurrah for metaphor! The AARP network’s young cast makes the old fogy its first island casualty. And Grams, it wasn’t the ill-timed stumble. It was that horrid ukulele.

No Birds, No Bees The ‘Real World’ recipe is simpler than grilled cheese, but CBS botched it. How did those Poindexters find the one scenario in which we don’t want any of the cast members having sex?